You know you're a photographer if...
You are
frequently greeted with “What are you taking a picture of?!?” instead of
“hello.”
You know you're a photographer if...
When at a car
dealership, you translate the price of a car in your head to “Six 5D Mark II’s.”
You know you're a photographer if...
Your carry-on is
heavier than your checked bags.
You know you're a photographer if...
You measure distances
in millimeters.
You know you're a photographer if...
You know that 1.4 is
bigger than 2.8.
You know you're a photographer if...
You have(or thought about) naming your pet dog or cat "Ansel."
You know you're a photographer if...
When picking a travel
destination, photo opportunities are a primary criteria!
You know you're a photographer if...
There aren't any
pictures of you having fun during holidays, vacation, etc.
You know you're a photographer if...
You go to see friends (without a camera) and when you arrive they ask you if you are feeling ok.
You know you're a photographer if...
You see a
sign that says no photos and your first thought is to get a picture of the
sign.
You know you're a photographer if...
You refuse to attend
"no cameras allowed" events.
You know you're a photographer if...
You’d rather buy the
shirt that more closely resembles 18% gray.
You know you're a photographer if...
You have a special
glove you keep for winter with the tip of the index finger cut off.
You know you're a photographer if...
The first thing you do
when you wake up is to look outside to see what white balance to use.
You know you're a photographer if...
There is a tornado
warning and you head outside to see if you will be lucky enough to get a really
cool picture instead of going to the basement.
You know you're a photographer if...
You say, "I shot my
kids today," and it doesn't mean what it sounds like.
You know you're a photographer if...
You can get away with
flashing your grandma.You know you're a photographer if...
You know you're a photographer if...
You've learned you can bend, squat, turn, slither, run, jump and sit in positions you never thought were ever possible when you have to get that shot.
You know you're a photographer if...
You fall and your first thought is "save the camera."
You know you're a photographer if...
The phrase "you must
have a great camera" makes you scream.
You know you're a photographer if..
You have experienced or are guilty of the above statements.
